Tuesday, December 14, 2010
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Monday, August 9, 2010
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Friday, July 16, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
E3 The Come Back Year!
Do you some times wish that Rayman would go back to that great side scroller that it once was? Or that Mortal Kombat would return as a great 2d fighter? That Twisted Metal one of the greatest car battling games for Sony entertainment system would reemerge to the gaming scene? Well worry no more; they are here. I would like to start off by saying that the new Rayman game will be called " Rayman Origin". The game will use a whole different type of art style, inviting more co-op game play and showing how Rayman started life before his story begins. I was excited to see how it goes back to the fast paced gameplay. Mortal Kombat has come back to its successful roots by not trying to add something to already perfect remedies of magic and brutality. It returns to the classic finishers and the oh so awesome haunted forest, adding a few new stages, and the classic tag team battles. Now we all know we were waiting for Twisted Metal to return to the Ps3. The constant talk about their last game "Twisted Metal Black" (which should be picked up by anyone that has a Ps2) will be outdone by its new predecessor "Twisted Metal" . The trailer shows not just one clown running the show, but a clan of misfits and mishaps on different motor vehicles. This E3 has brought nothing but joy to my heart showing me that the gaming world has not just settled for nice graphics and okay game play. I think this is a great start for the gaming industry. They have returned my friends...They have returned.
Friday, March 26, 2010
GIRL PROBLEM :THE TEXTER
Different girls bring us guys different types of stress. Some times you feel like you cant escape there constant barrage but the hardest girl to deal with... is a girl that texts!! Their attacks are some times constant like every minute or they use this crappy "day rule" where they wont text you for a certain amount of days unless you text them. If you don't text them in that time period they ask you questions like this, "hey =/" , "you dnt text me any more =(", "did i do something wrong" or the worst in the world "hey i just saw your number on my phone and just wanted to text".... come on . Some times I like the chase but damn really! After the 5th time girls do that I'm done and I start with the one word text for example .. "yep"...."great"..."ok". Also girls text you at the worst times like in school or at work and if you don't text back in that moment or you text them kinda late they say "well you missed me its to late" or "im texting some one else". If they say these things either they move on to the next dude...ho ....I'm sorry..I'm sorry... HO! or they just want you to get pissed. Don't beg or text back saying "well text me back" just say OK and don't text back. Don't sit there looking at your phone like a puppy waiting for a meal. go talk to your friends or talk to your family or just turn off your phone so you don't freak out about whether shes going to text you back or not . I have learned if you keep telling girls how nice , pretty, and smart they are they think you will just hang around like a sweater in the summer waiting for winter time .. hell naw some times you just have to get back to yourself and turn your awesome gland up. In the end girls will respect you .
Saturday, February 13, 2010
A Kid And His Pencil The Cyanide & Happiness Story
Wow!! I had to blog about Cyanide & Happiness. The first time seeing these short films was on my G1 youtube app. While watching the episode Cyanide & Happiness - The Race at 2:00 in the morning i thought with its low budget art it wouldn't make me laugh i was very wrong. With its smart and witty humor it will have you on the ground rolling. Its the most creative comedy short film i have ever seen. Searching for the creators of this smart and yet funny show ,a combination that is very rare, I found Kris Wilson. At the age of 16 he was drawing comic strips just to amuse himself. While sick he posted them on a website called Comicazi .teaming up with Matt Melvin, Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick the team that created stick suicide the amazing stick figure games. they started to create the short films known as Cyanide & Happiness . So go out at make this a popular series you can watch it on the links below. Crazy Kid outttt.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ExplosmEntertainment#g/c/A1F18BC2CFDB46FF
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1950/
http://explosm.newgrounds.com/
Thursday, February 11, 2010
OK my friends we have to talk about the gaming world. Game reviews as you know it are going down the drain. Reviewers are replacing game play,story line,and the epic experience with graphics. Now im not talking about going back to 2-d gaming but we need people that enjoy the great job of being a game reviewer, or for short a Gr. ya i made Gr up.I was pushed to think that Darksiders would be a great RPG it was reviewed by gamespot with there constant barrage of commercial and background wallpapers and the 8.0 out of 10 ratting i said to myself maybe, just maybe this would be a good game but i was let down by the lack of story, action , and configuration i lost interest after the first 2 hours of controls and repetitive combos it just became another hack an slash game. I'm not trying to say it wasn't meant to be another hack and slash but when i first saw the game play commentary with Joe Madureira i thought it would be a great RPG i was wrong. Two years ago i didn't have this problem because i was informed by the best reviewers out there. they had a show called the "1up show" instead of typing about how great it was watch it for yourself on the link below.After you begin you dont want the show to end but it does. Not because it was bought by another company its because that company did not think that the 1up show was great enough. I cant fight for the show to come back ....alone
let your adventure begin
http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3145462
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
HEY!! Gamers i have a new game that should not fail us *HINT* bio shock 2...... wait moment of letdown ...... i wont put a sad face cause you can feel the pain from miles away. Any way we have some new Games that cant fail and they come out before summer. thank god!! we need something to keep are minds off of work..... still stay in school a lazy gamer is a sucky gamer. this game is called UFC Undisputed 2010 a sequel UFC Undisputed 2009, also One of the biggest upcoming sports in the world. UFC stands for ultimate fighting championship... if most of u watch boxing just add kicking, clinch, elbows knees, and a sick ground game known as jiu jitsu wrestling or judo but judos just throwing . now its not like people go out and get in a cage for a brawl its more of mixing strategies together to get the perfect knock out or submission ... you can just call it mix marital arts. mix marital arts or MMA has been around since 648 B.C. ...ya were talking about gladiator status... ya yaaa ... oh jeez sorry my blackness came out out with a vengeance .. back to the blog! Well let me just give it to you straight if you like going ham in them streets and you like to see a chump get his butt beat get UFC and as the random nigga said while i was buying a game with my father in EB "yo son man i cant play no game if it dnt have no blood in it blood just gets me off " thank you simple nigga.. thank you
Friday, January 8, 2010
THE ADVENTURE .....YAAAAA !
Welcome to the the blog that has been given to you by the best of the best. We are going to talk about games that have been missing for ages like BATTLE TOADS , Shodai Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-Kun etc. and who should bring them back. We are going to be talking about TV shows that should still be on TV such as FIREFLY and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT instead of FRIENDS or ER .... God have mercy on those who have love for those shows because they are blind . Also pod casts such as The 1up Show should still be around so i can know what games we are going to buy . .I made this blog to start a movement its called, BRING IT BACK so lets bring it back ! IT WILL START OUT REAL SIMPLE WITH OH YA YOU KNOW IT ........BATTLE TOADS. Let the adventure begin! In the back round...
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